Ask me shit.

You know how boring it is, to be A FUCKING HAT ALL DAY???



1. Picture of you2. What color underwear/boxers wearing now?3. What are you listening to right now?4. Whats your favorite number?5. What was the last thing you ate?6. If you were a crayon what color would you be?7. How is the weather right now?8. Who was the last person you talked 2 on the phone?9. The first thing you notice about the opposite sex?10. Do you have a significant other?11. Favorite TV show?12. Siblings?13. Height?14. Hair color?15. Eye Color?16. Do you wear contacts?17. Favorite Holiday?18. Month?19. Have you ever cried for no reason?20. What was the last movie you watched?21. Favorite Day of the Year?22. Are you too shy to ask someone out?23. Can you do a headstand (not using the wall)?24. Hugs or Kisses?25. Chocolate or Vanilla?26. Do you want your friends to respond to this?27. Who is most likely to respond to a text from you?28. Who is least likely to respond to a text from you?29. What books are you reading?30. Piercings?31. Favorite movies?32. Favorite football Team?33. What are you doing right now?34. Butter, Plain or Salted popcorn?37. Dogs or cats?38. Favorite flower?39. Been caught doing something you weren’t supposed to do?40. Do you have a best friend of the opposite sex?41. Have you ever loved someone?42. Who would you like to see right now?43. Are you still friends with people from kindergarten?44. Have you ever fired a gun?45. Do you like to travel by plane?46. Right-handed or Left-handed?47. How many pillows do you sleep with?48. Are you missing someone?49. Do you have a tattoo?50. Anybody on Tumblr that you’d go on a date with?

1. Picture of you
2. What color underwear/boxers wearing now?
3. What are you listening to right now?
4. Whats your favorite number?
5. What was the last thing you ate?
6. If you were a crayon what color would you be?
7. How is the weather right now?
8. Who was the last person you talked 2 on the phone?
9. The first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
10. Do you have a significant other?
11. Favorite TV show?
12. Siblings?
13. Height?
14. Hair color?
15. Eye Color?
16. Do you wear contacts?
17. Favorite Holiday?
18. Month?
19. Have you ever cried for no reason?
20. What was the last movie you watched?
21. Favorite Day of the Year?
22. Are you too shy to ask someone out?
23. Can you do a headstand (not using the wall)?
24. Hugs or Kisses?
25. Chocolate or Vanilla?
26. Do you want your friends to respond to this?
27. Who is most likely to respond to a text from you?
28. Who is least likely to respond to a text from you?
29. What books are you reading?
30. Piercings?
31. Favorite movies?
32. Favorite football Team?
33. What are you doing right now?
34. Butter, Plain or Salted popcorn?
37. Dogs or cats?
38. Favorite flower?
39. Been caught doing something you weren’t supposed to do?
40. Do you have a best friend of the opposite sex?
41. Have you ever loved someone?
42. Who would you like to see right now?
43. Are you still friends with people from kindergarten?
44. Have you ever fired a gun?
45. Do you like to travel by plane?
46. Right-handed or Left-handed?
47. How many pillows do you sleep with?
48. Are you missing someone?
49. Do you have a tattoo?
50. Anybody on Tumblr that you’d go on a date with?

(via ladynikkila)


Q
How are you today, hat?
A

Fuckin’ great, thanks fer askin’.


Q
You are an awesome hat! You would look great on a person with a snazzy suit o3o
A

AWESOME HAT, FUCK YEEEAAAHHH


Q
You are my hero.
A

That’s fuckin’ right.


Q
Do you have a name? o3o
A

I’m a fucking hat, do I look like I have a fucking name?


Q
How did you become animate?
A

I called up the fuckin’ witchdoctor and he said bing bang ooh ah ah ping pang walla walla bing bang


Q
Why do you curse so much?
A

Cause I fuckin’ can!


Q
If you could change something about yourself, what would you change?
A

I’d like to be the color black, and be on an awesome fucking old timey gangster!


Q
What are your favorite kinds of heads to be on? ovo
A

Women with their fucking long hair. So fucking smooth and soft. Short hair is fucking prickly as a fuckin’ cactus!